English Original
What is the best advice to give to a worm?
Sleep late!
What's the difference between a worm and an apple?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're Wrigleys!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?
Worm your way out of that one!
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted!
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms!
What is life like for a wood worm?
Boring!
中文翻译
给蠕虫的最佳建议是什么？
睡懒觉！
蠕虫和苹果有什么区别？
你吃过蠕虫派吗？
如果把萤火虫和啤酒混合在一起，你会得到什么？
淡色艾尔啤酒！（注："light ale"双关，既指淡啤酒，也指"发光的啤酒"）
为什么蠕虫尝起来像口香糖？
因为它们是“扭扭糖”！（注："Wrigleys"是知名口香糖品牌，发音与"wriggle"（蠕动）相似）
是什么让萤火虫发光？
一顿便餐！（注："light meal"双关，既指便餐，也指"发光的饭"）
当蛆虫被困在苹果里时，它对朋友说了什么？
想办法钻出来吧！（注："Worm your way out"是习语，意为设法摆脱困境）
那只被压扁的萤火虫怎么了？
它“熄”了！（注："de-lighted"是双关，字面是“被熄灭”，发音与"delighted"（高兴的）相似）
萤火虫最喜欢的歌是什么？
在你发光发光之前叫醒我！（注：改编自歌曲《Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go》）
麻雀为什么去图书馆？
它在找书虫！（注："bookworm"双关，既指书虫，也指书呆子）
木蛀虫的生活是怎样的？
很无聊！（注："boring"双关，既指无聊，也指钻孔）