English Original
A blind man on a bar stool calls out to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The man beside him leans in and whispers, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6-foot-tall, 200-pound black belt. The guy next to me is 6'2", 225 pounds, and a rugby player. The man to your right is 6'5", nearly 300 pounds, and a wrestler. Every one of us is blonde. Think about it. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man replies, "Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it five times."
中文翻译
一位盲人坐在酒吧的高脚凳上，对酒保喊道：“想听个关于金发女郎的笑话吗？”
他旁边的男人凑过来，低声说：“在你讲那个笑话之前，有件事你应该知道。酒保是金发。保安是金发。我身高6英尺，体重200磅，是黑带。我旁边这位身高6英尺2英寸，体重225磅，是橄榄球运动员。你右边那位身高6英尺5英寸，将近300磅，是个摔跤手。我们每个人都是金发。你考虑一下。还想讲那个笑话吗？”
盲人回答：“不了，除非我想把同一个笑话解释五遍。”