Following the Tracks | 循迹而行

English Original

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded in a forest. One day, the brunette goes hunting and returns with a large dead deer. Impressed, the blonde and redhead ask how she succeeded. "I found tracks, followed them, and shot the deer," she explains.

The next day, the redhead goes hunting and also returns with a big dead deer. When asked, she gives the same answer: "I found tracks, followed them, and shot the deer."

On the third day, the blonde goes out. She returns badly mangled. "What happened?" the others ask. The blonde replies, "I found tracks, followed them, and got hit by a train."


中文翻译

一位金发女郎、一位棕发女郎和一位红发女郎被困在森林里。一天,棕发女郎外出打猎,带回了一头巨大的死鹿。金发和红发女郎很是佩服,问她是怎么做到的。她解释说:“我发现了足迹,跟着它们,然后射中了鹿。”

第二天,红发女郎也去打猎,同样带回了一头大死鹿。被问及时,她给出了同样的回答:“我发现了足迹,跟着它们,然后射中了鹿。”

第三天,金发女郎出去了。她回来时遍体鳞伤。“发生了什么?”另外两人问道。金发女郎回答:“我发现了轨道,跟着它们,然后被火车撞了。”

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