English Original
A businessman boards a flight and finds himself seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.
After exchanging brief hellos, he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.
He asks her about the book. She replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It says that American Indian men have the longest average length, and Polish men have the largest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"
He replies coolly, "Tonto Kowalski. Nice to meet you."
中文翻译
一位商人登机后，幸运地被安排坐在一位绝色美女旁边。
简单打过招呼后，他注意到她正在阅读一本关于性统计数据的书。
他询问那本书。她回答道：“这是一本关于性统计数据非常有趣的书。书上说，美国印第安男性的平均长度最长，而波兰男性的平均直径最大。顺便说一下，我叫吉尔。你叫什么名字？”
他冷静地回答道：“通托·科瓦尔斯基。很高兴认识你。”