English Original
A commuter, sprawled out on a subway seat while reading a paperback, left the woman next to him with little room. When she asked him to move over, he refused.
A man sitting opposite them then yelled, "Why don't you sit like a human being!"
"What are you going to do if I don't?" the commuter retorted.
"Well, for one thing," the man replied, "I'll tell you how that book ends."
中文翻译
一位通勤者在地铁座位上四肢伸展地看着一本平装书，挤得旁边的女士几乎没有空间。当她请他挪动一下时，他拒绝了。
这时，坐在他们对面的一个男人喊道：“你就不能像个人一样坐着吗？”
“我就不，你能把我怎么样？”通勤者反驳道。
“好吧，至少有一件事我能做，”那个男人回答，“我会告诉你那本书的结局。”