Six or Twelve? | 六块还是十二块?

English Original

A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she'd like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she'd like to have it cut into: six or twelve.

"Oh, goodness, six please," said the blonde. "I don't think I could ever eat twelve."


中文翻译

一位金发女郎走进一家比萨店。她说想要一个中号比萨,店员问她希望把比萨切成六块还是十二块。

"噢,天啊,请帮我切成六块,"女郎说道。"我可不认为我能吃得下十二块。"

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