"There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.
"I could sure use some good news," sighed the client. "What is it?"
"Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement."
"And the bad news?"
"After the divorce, she's marrying your father."
"有一个好消息和一个坏消息，" 离婚律师告诉他的客户。
"我确实需要一些好消息，" 客户叹了口气。"是什么？"
"你的妻子没有要求将你未来的遗产纳入离婚协议。"
"那坏消息呢？"
"离婚后，她要嫁给你的父亲。"
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