"May I borrow your record player tonight?" a man asked his neighbour.
"Sure. Do you want to listen to some music?"
"No," he answered. "Tonight I just want some peace and quiet."
“今晚我能借用一下你的唱机吗？”一位男士问他的邻居。
“当然可以。你是想听音乐吗？”
“不，”他答道，“今晚我只想图个清静。”
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