English Original
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A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing-net.
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Where is the watch I put in my pocket to take to the shop because it had stopped?
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Bob bought a big bag of buns to bait the bears' babies.
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A snow-white swan swam swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake.
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Mr. Cook said to a cook: "Look at this cook-book. It's very good." So the cook took the advice of Mr. Cook and bought the book.
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A writer named Wright was instructing his little son how to write Wright right. He said: "It is not right to write Wright as 'rite'---try to write Wright aright!"
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Bill's big brother is building a beautiful building between two big brick blocks.
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A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue, and they tried to flee for their life. The flea said to the fly "Let's flee!" and the fly said to the flea "Let's fly!" Finally both the flea and fly managed to flee through a flaw in the flue.
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper prepared by his parents and put them in a big paper plate.
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If a shipshape ship shop stocks six shipshape shop-soiled ships, how many shipshape shop-soiled ships would six shipshape ship shops stock?
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A monk's monkey mounted a monastery wall munching mashed melon and melted macaroni.
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A tall eastern girl named Short long loved a big Mr. Little. But Little, thinking little of Short, loved a little lass named Long. To belittle Long, Short announced she would marry Little before long. This caused Little shortly to marry Long. To make a long story short, did tall Short love big Little less because Little loved little Long more?
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You sent me your bill, Berry,
Before it was due, Berry;
Your father, the elder Berry,
Isn't such a goose, Berry.
中文翻译
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一个名叫费希尔的芬兰渔夫在一个星期五的下午没能钓到任何鱼，最后他发现自己的渔网上有一个大裂缝。
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我因为手表停了，把它放进口袋里准备带到店里去修，现在它去哪儿了？
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鲍勃买了一大袋小圆面包去逗弄熊宝宝们。
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一只雪白的天鹅在湖中迅速游动，想要抓住一条游得很慢的蛇。
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库克先生对一位厨师说：“看看这本烹饪书。它非常好。”于是厨师听从了库克先生的建议，买下了这本书。
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一位名叫赖特的作家正在教他的小儿子如何正确书写“Wright”。他说：“把‘Wright’写成‘rite’是不对的——要试着把‘Wright’写正确！”
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比尔的哥哥正在两座大砖楼之间建造一座漂亮的大楼。
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一只跳蚤和一只苍蝇被困在烟道里，它们试图逃命。跳蚤对苍蝇说“我们逃吧！”，苍蝇对跳蚤说“我们飞吧！”。最后，跳蚤和苍蝇都设法通过烟道的一个裂缝逃走了。
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彼得·派珀捡了许多他父母腌制的辣椒，并把它们放在一个大纸盘里。
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如果一个井井有条的船舶商店备有六艘井井有条的旧船，那么六家井井有条的船舶商店会备有多少艘井井有条的旧船呢？
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一个和尚的猴子爬上一座修道院的墙，大口咀嚼着捣碎的瓜和融化的通心粉。
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一位名叫肖特的高个子东方姑娘长久以来爱着一位高大的利特尔先生。但利特尔不怎么看得上肖特，他爱上了一位名叫朗的小个子姑娘。为了贬低朗，肖特宣布她不久就要嫁给利特尔。这促使利特尔很快就娶了朗。长话短说，高个子肖特对高大的利特尔的爱减少了吗，因为利特尔更爱小个子朗？
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贝里，你提前寄来了账单，贝里；
你的父亲，老贝里，
可不是那样的傻瓜，贝里。