Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a pair of tracks. After a close examination, the first lawyer declared them to be deer tracks. The second lawyer disagreed, insisting they must be elk tracks.
They were still arguing when the train hit them.
两位律师外出打猎时，发现了一对足迹。经过仔细检查，第一位律师断定那是鹿的足迹。第二位律师不同意，坚称那一定是麋鹿的足迹。
他们仍在争论时，火车撞上了他们。
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