"Johnny, name the fifty states," instructed the teacher.
"I can't, teacher."
"Why, when I was your age I could name all the states," she scolded.
"Yeah, but then there were only thirteen," answered Johnny.
“约翰尼，说出五十个州的名字，”老师指示道。
“我说不出来，老师。”
“为什么？我在你这个年纪的时候，能说出所有的州名，”她责备道。
“是啊，但那时候只有十三个州，”约翰尼回答道。
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