English Original
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.
"We have no money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, come with me then."
"But sir, I have a wife and two children!"
"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!" he said to the other man.
"But sir, I have a wife and six children!" the second man answered.
"Bring them as well!"
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a limousine.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "No problem. The grass at my home is about two feet tall."
中文翻译
一天下午，一位富有的律师坐在他的豪华轿车里，看到路边有两个男人在吃草。他命令司机停车，然后下车去查看。
“你们为什么吃草？”他问其中一人。
“我们没钱买食物，”那个穷人回答。
“哦，那就跟我来吧。”
“但是先生，我还有妻子和两个孩子！”
“把他们也带上！还有你，也跟我们一起来！”他对另一个人说。
“但是先生，我有妻子和六个孩子！”第二个人回答。
“也把他们带上！”
所有人都爬进了车里，即使对一辆豪华轿车来说，这也不是件容易的事。
上路后，其中一个穷人说：“先生，您太善良了。谢谢您带上我们所有人。”
律师回答说：“没问题。我家里的草大概有两英尺高。”