English Original
Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin!
What does a spider do when he gets angry?
He goes up the wall!
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital!
Why are spiders good swimmers?
They have webbed feet!
How do you spot a modern spider?
He doesn't have a web; he has a website!
What are spiders' webs good for?
Spiders!
What kind of doctors are like spiders?
Spin doctors!
What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling, then run before it collapses!
What did the spider say to the fly?
"We're getting married. Do you want to come to the webbing?"
What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
It became a daddy short legs!
中文翻译
蜘蛛为什么买车？
这样它就能开车出去兜风了！
蜘蛛生气时会做什么？
它会爬上墙！
如果狼蛛和马一样大会怎样？
如果它咬了你，你可以骑着它去医院！
为什么蜘蛛擅长游泳？
因为它们有蹼足！
如何识别一只现代蜘蛛？
它没有蜘蛛网，它有个网站！
蜘蛛网有什么用？
（用来抓）蜘蛛！
什么样的医生像蜘蛛？
舆论导向专家（Spin doctors，双关）！
如果你把蜘蛛和大象杂交会得到什么？
我不确定，但如果你看到一个在天花板上走，趁它把天花板压塌前快跑！
蜘蛛对苍蝇说了什么？
“我们要结婚了。你想来参加（网上）婚礼吗？”（webbing 谐音 wedding）
当厨师在沙拉里发现一只长脚盲蛛时发生了什么？
它变成了一只短脚盲蛛！