English Original
A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog cocked its leg and urinated on him.
Calmly, the blind man reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog. A passerby who had seen everything remarked, "That's extremely tolerant of you, especially after what he just did."
"Not really," came the reply. "I'm just finding out where his mouth is, so I can kick him in the nuts."
中文翻译
一位盲人正等着过马路，这时他的导盲犬抬起腿，尿在了他身上。
盲人平静地从口袋里掏出一块饼干给狗吃。一位目睹了全过程的路人评论道：“您真是太宽容了，尤其是在它刚做了这种事之后。”
“事实并非如此，”盲人回答道。“我只是想弄清楚它的嘴在哪里，这样我才能踢它的要害。”