At a dinner party at a friend's home, the host mentioned his high school alma mater. One guest asked if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.
"I sure was!" answered the host. "He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?"
"Sort of," replied the guest. "My mother married him last Saturday."
在朋友家的一次晚宴上，主人提起了他的高中母校。一位客人问他，是否曾与某位副校长在同一时期就读于该校。
"当然！"主人答道。"他是我见过的最大的混蛋。你也认识他吗？"
"算是吧，"客人回答。"我妈妈上周六嫁给了他。"
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