I Don't Recognize You | 我不认得你了

English Original

Walking along the beach one day, a tiger spotted a crab. Curious, he approached to take a closer look. Suddenly, the crab's pincers snapped shut, pinching the tiger. The crab then scurried away into the bushes.

The tiger, leaping in pain, immediately gave chase. However, upon reaching the bushes, the crab was nowhere to be seen. Instead, the tiger saw a spider sitting in the center of its large web.

Furious, the tiger shouted at the spider: "You clever crab! Do you think just because you're on the web now, I won't recognize you?"


中文翻译

一天,一只老虎在沙滩上散步时,看到了一只螃蟹。出于好奇,它走近想瞧个仔细。突然,螃蟹的钳子猛地夹住了老虎。随后,螃蟹迅速逃进了灌木丛。

老虎痛得跳了起来,立刻追了上去。然而,追到灌木丛时,螃蟹已不见踪影。老虎只看到一只蜘蛛正坐在它的大网中央。

老虎勃然大怒,对着蜘蛛吼道:"好你个螃蟹!你以为你现在上了网,我就不认得你了吗?"

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