English Original
A man was driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman was driving down the same road.
As they passed each other, the woman leaned out of her window and yelled, "PIG!"
The man immediately leaned out of his window and shouted back, "WITCH!"
They each continued on their way. As the man rounded the next corner, he crashed into a pig standing in the middle of the road.
If only he had listened.
中文翻译
一名男子正驾车行驶在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上。一名女子正从对面驾车驶来。
两车交会时，女子从车窗探出头大喊：“猪！”
男子立刻也从车窗探出头回敬道：“女巫！”
两人各自继续前行。当男子在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了站在路中央的一头猪。
要是他当时听懂了就好了。