English Original
A man was pulled over by a police officer while driving. He rolled down his window and asked, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
The officer replied, "No problem at all. I observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you plan to do with the money?"
After a moment's thought, the driver said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that driver's license."
The woman in the passenger seat then told the officer, "Oh, don't pay attention to him — he gets smart when he's drunk and stoned."
A man from the back seat added, "I TOLD you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, a knock came from the trunk, and a muffled voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?"
中文翻译
一名男子在开车时被警察拦下。他摇下车窗问道：“警官，有什么问题吗？”
警官回答：“一点问题都没有。我观察到你安全驾驶，很高兴授予你5000美元的安全驾驶奖。恭喜你。你打算用这笔钱做什么？”
司机想了一下说：“嗯，我想我会去考个驾照。”
这时，副驾驶座上的女士对警官说：“哦，别理他——他喝醉和嗑药的时候就会耍小聪明。”
后座的一名男子补充道：“我早告诉过你们，开偷来的车跑不远！”
就在这时，后备箱传来敲击声，一个沉闷的声音问道：“我们过境了吗？”