English Original
- A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.
- A big black bug bit a big black bear. Where's the big black bear the big black bug bit?
- A bitter biting bittern bit a better brother bittern, and the bitter better bittern bit the bitter biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, by the better bitten bittern, said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"
- A bloke's back bike brake block broke.
- A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits.
- A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
- A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue, and they tried to flee for their life. The flea said to the fly "Let's flee!" and the fly said to the flea "Let's fly!" Finally both the flea and fly managed to flee through a flaw in the flue.
- A laurel-crowned clown!
- A lusty lady loved a lawyer and longed to lure him from his laboratory.
- A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
- A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place where a plaice is pleased to be placed.
- A skunk sat on a stump. The skunk thought the stump stunk, and the stump thought the skunk stunk.
- A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
- A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail.
- A tree toad loved a she-toad who lived up in a tree. He was a two-toed tree toad but a three-toed toad was she. The two-toed tree toad tried to win the three-toed she-toad's heart, for the two-toed tree toad loved the ground that the three-toed tree toad trod. But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain. He couldn't please her whim. From her tree toad bower with her three-toed power the she-toad vetoed him.
- A tutor who tooted a flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to their tutor, "Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
- All I want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot, you can believe it or not, but I just want a cup of coffee in a proper coffee pot. Tin coffee pots or iron coffee pots are of no use to me. If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!
- Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts, he thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
- Are our oars oak?
- A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing-net.
- A snow-white swan swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake.
- A writer named Wright was instructing his little son how to write Wright right. He said: "It is not right to write Wright as 'rite'---try to write Wright aright!"
- A tall eastern girl named Short long loved a big Mr. Little. But Little, thinking little of Short, loved a little lass named Long. To belittle Long, Short announced she would marry Little before long. This caused Little shortly to marry Long. To make a long story short, did tall Short love big Little less because Little loved little Long more?
中文翻译
- 一只大黑虫咬了一只大黑熊，让大黑熊流血了。
- 一只大黑虫咬了一只大黑熊。那只被大黑虫咬的大黑熊在哪里？
- 一只刻薄的、爱咬人的麻鸦咬了一只更好的麻鸦兄弟，而那只刻薄的、更好的麻鸦回咬了那只刻薄的咬人者。那只被更好的、被咬过的麻鸦咬了的刻薄麻鸦说：“哎呀，我被狠狠地咬了一口！”
- 一个家伙的自行车后刹车块坏了。
- 一盒饼干，一批混合饼干。
- 一只跳蚤和一只苍蝇飞进了烟道。跳蚤说：“让我们飞吧！”苍蝇说：“让我们逃吧！”于是它们从烟道的一个裂缝飞了出去。
- 一只跳蚤和一只苍蝇被困在烟道里，它们试图逃命。跳蚤对苍蝇说“我们逃吧！”，苍蝇对跳蚤说“我们飞吧！”。最后，跳蚤和苍蝇都设法从烟道的一个裂缝逃了出去。
- 一个戴着桂冠的小丑！
- 一位精力充沛的女士爱上了一位律师，并渴望将他从他的实验室引诱出来。
- 嘈杂的噪音惹恼了一只牡蛎。
- 放置鲽鱼的愉快地方，就是鲽鱼乐意被放置的地方。
- 一只臭鼬坐在一个树桩上。臭鼬觉得树桩很臭，树桩觉得臭鼬很臭。
- 一只臭鼬坐在树桩上，心想树桩很臭，但树桩心想臭鼬很臭。
- 一只整洁的老虎把领带系得更紧，以整理她的小尾巴。
- 一只树蟾爱上了一只住在树上的母树蟾。他是只有两个脚趾的树蟾，而她是有三个脚趾的树蟾。这只两趾树蟾试图赢得三趾母树蟾的芳心，因为他喜欢三趾树蟾踩过的土地。但两趾树蟾的努力是徒劳的。他无法满足她的一时兴起。母树蟾在她的树蟾闺房里，用她的三趾力量否决了他。
- 一位吹长笛的导师试图指导两个吹笛者吹笛。两人对他们的导师说：“是吹笛更难，还是指导两个吹笛者吹笛更难？”
- 我只想要一杯用合适的铜咖啡壶煮的正宗咖啡，信不信由你，但我就是想要一杯用正宗咖啡壶煮的咖啡。锡咖啡壶或铁咖啡壶对我没用。如果我不能用正宗铜咖啡壶喝到一杯正宗的咖啡，我就喝杯茶！
- 在最冷的霜雾中，他以最强壮的手腕和最响亮的吹嘘，用拳头猛击柱子，却仍坚称自己看到了鬼魂。
- 我们的桨是橡木做的吗？
- 一个名叫费希尔的芬兰渔夫在一个星期五下午没能捕到任何鱼，最后他发现自己的渔网上有一个大裂缝。
- 一只雪白的天鹅在湖中迅速捕捉一条缓慢游动的蛇。
- 一位名叫赖特的作家正在指导他的小儿子如何正确书写“Wright”。他说：“把‘Wright’写成‘rite’是不对的——要试着把‘Wright’写正确！”
- 一位名叫肖特的高个子东方女孩长久以来爱着一位高大的利特尔先生。但利特尔看不起肖特，爱上了一位名叫朗的小个子姑娘。为了贬低朗，肖特宣布她不久后将嫁给利特尔。这促使利特尔很快娶了朗。长话短说，高个子肖特对高大的利特尔的爱减少了吗，因为利特尔更爱小个子朗？