Judge: I don't understand why you broke into the same store three nights in a row.
Prisoner: Well, Your Honor, I picked out a dress for my wife, and I had to change it twice because she didn't like the style.
法官： 我真不明白你为什么连续三个晚上闯入同一家商店。
犯人： 是这样的，法官大人。我为我妻子挑了件裙子，因为她不喜欢那个款式，我不得不去换了两次。
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