English Original
The teacher assigned a task to the class, emphasizing its importance. He stated that no excuses would be accepted except for illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with a note from that member).
A cheeky student chimed in, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?"
The class erupted in laughter. When they quieted down, the teacher replied, "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."
中文翻译
老师给全班布置了一项作业，并强调了其重要性。他声明，除了生病（需提供医疗证明）或直系亲属去世（需该成员提供证明）外，不接受任何其他借口。
一个调皮的学生插嘴道：“那要是‘极度性疲劳’呢，老师？”
全班哄堂大笑。等大家安静下来后，老师回答道：“好吧，我想你只能学着用另一只手写字了。”