No Problem | 没问题

English Original

A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop.

"How can I help you?" asked the stylist.

"I went for a hair transplant," the man explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000."

"No problem," said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head.


中文翻译

一个秃顶的男人走进一家理发店坐了下来。

发型师问:“有什么可以帮您的吗?”

男人解释道:“我本来想去做头发移植,但实在受不了那个痛。如果你能让我的头发看起来像你的一样,而且没有任何痛苦,我就付给你5000美元。”

“没问题,”发型师说着,迅速给自己剃了个光头。

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