Just $100 | 只要一百美元

English Original

Sammy prayed for two weeks, asking God for $100. Receiving no response, he decided to write a letter addressed to "God, Los Angeles."

The post office forwarded the letter to the mayor. Finding it charming, the mayor instructed his secretary to send Sammy $10, assuming the boy would be thrilled.

Overjoyed, Sammy immediately wrote a thank-you note: "Dear God, thank you for the money. I thought you should know: when you sent it through City Hall, the government deducted $90."


中文翻译

萨米祈祷了两个星期,请求上帝给他100美元。没有得到回应后,他决定写一封信,收件人写的是“上帝,洛杉矶”。

邮局将这封信转给了市长。市长觉得这封信很可爱,便吩咐秘书给萨米寄去10美元,心想这孩子一定会欣喜若狂。

萨米高兴极了,立刻写了一封感谢信:“亲爱的上帝,谢谢您寄来的钱。我想您应该知道:当您通过市政厅寄钱时,政府扣除了90美元。”

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