Bus Stop Smell | 公交车站的气味

English Original

A man walks past a bus stop and says to a woman waiting there, "Can I smell your c*nt?"

"Fck off! No, you can't smell my cnt!" the woman yells back at him.

"Oh," he replies, looking slightly confused. "It must be your feet then."


中文翻译

一名男子路过公交车站,对一位正在等车的女士说:“我能闻闻你的私处吗?”

“滚开!不,你不能闻我的私处!”女士对他吼道。

“哦,”他略显困惑地回答道,“那一定是你的脚了。”

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