Stuck in the Hotel | 困在酒店

English Original

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed her the best places for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new flight attendant was missing. Knowing her hotel room number, he called to ask what happened.

She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!"

"You can't get out?" the captain asked. "Why not?"

"There are only three doors in here," she sobbed. "One is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"


中文翻译

一位机长正在帮助一位新来的金发空乘准备她的首次过夜航班。抵达后,机长向她介绍了机组人员吃饭、购物和过夜的最佳去处。

第二天早上,当机长在为机组准备当天的航线时,他发现那位新空乘不见了。他知道她的酒店房间号,便打电话询问情况。

她哭着接起电话说:“我出不去了!”

“你出不去了?”机长问,“为什么?”

“这里只有三扇门,”她抽泣着说,“一扇是浴室,一扇是衣柜,还有一扇门上挂着‘请勿打扰’的牌子!”

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