An elderly woman was seated next to the Pope on a plane during a storm. The aircraft was being violently rocked by severe turbulence.
Fearing for her life, the kindly old lady turned to her papal neighbor and pleaded, "Father, surely you can do something about this."
To which the Pope replied, "Sorry, lady. I'm in sales, not management."
在一架遭遇风暴的飞机上，一位老妇人恰好坐在教皇旁边。飞机正因剧烈的颠簸而猛烈摇晃。
这位和善的老妇人感到性命攸关，便转向身旁的教皇邻居恳求道：“神父，您肯定能做点什么来阻止这个吧。”
教皇回答道：“抱歉，女士。我是管销售的，不管运营。”
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