Ultimate Fantasy | 终极幻想

English Original

Ask any man what a woman's ultimate fantasy is, and he will likely say: to have two men at once. According to a recent sociological study, this is indeed a common perception. However, most men fail to realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking, and the other is cleaning.


中文翻译

如果你问任何一位男性,女性的终极幻想是什么,他很可能会说:同时拥有两个男人。根据最近的一项社会学研究,这确实是一种普遍的认知。然而,大多数男性没有意识到,在这个幻想中,一个男人在做饭,而另一个在打扫卫生。

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