English Original
In a supermarket, a man was pushing a cart with a screaming, bellowing baby inside. The man kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."
A woman standing nearby said to him, "You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert."
The man looked at her and replied, "Lady, I'm Albert."
中文翻译
超市里，一个男人推着一辆购物车，车里有个婴儿在尖叫、吼叫。这个男人一直温柔地重复着：“别激动，阿尔伯特；别尖叫，阿尔伯特；别喊叫，阿尔伯特；保持冷静，阿尔伯特。”
站在旁边的一位女士对他说：“您能这样努力安慰您的儿子阿尔伯特，真是值得称赞。”
男人看着她回答道：“女士，我就是阿尔伯特。”