The Soft Drink Salesman | 软饮料销售员

English Original

A man was hired in the sales promotion department of a cola company. When he inquired about his duties, the manager explained, "Oh, it's an easy job! All you have to do is visit ten female buyers every day and knock Seven-Up!"


中文翻译

一名男子受雇于一家可乐公司的促销部门。当他询问工作职责时,经理解释道:“哦,这工作很简单!你每天只需要拜访十位女性买家,并打击七喜(Seven-Up)就行!”

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