No Frills Dentist Appointment | 直奔主题的牙医预约

English Original

The Cohens were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Cohen made it clear he was in a hurry.

"No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered. "No gas or needles. Just pull the tooth and get it over with."

"I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?"

Mr. Cohen turned to his wife, Becky. "Show him, honey."


中文翻译

科恩一家被领进了牙医诊所,科恩先生明确表示他很赶时间。

“别整那些花里胡哨的,医生,”他吩咐道。“不要麻醉气,也不要打针。直接把牙拔了,完事。”

“真希望我的病人都能像您一样坚忍,”牙医钦佩地说。“那么,是哪颗牙呢?”

科恩先生转向他的妻子贝基。“亲爱的,指给他看。”

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