English Original
A husband and his blonde wife were asleep in bed. Around 2 AM, they were both awakened by the neighbor's dog barking extremely loudly.
After lying awake for thirty minutes, she told her husband to do something about the barking dog. He replied that he had tried telling the dog to be quiet before, but it always kept barking. There was nothing he could do.
After another fifteen minutes of incessant barking, the blonde wife said in frustration, "Well, if you won't do anything, I will!"
She jumped out of bed and went outside. A few minutes later, she returned to bed.
The husband sat up, still hearing the dog bark. He asked, "I thought you said you could fix the barking problem. I can still hear him!"
She replied, "I did fix the problem! I tied the dog in our yard. Let's see how the neighbors like that!"
中文翻译
一对夫妇正在床上睡觉。凌晨两点左右，邻居家的狗极其大声地吠叫，把两人都吵醒了。
他们又躺了三十分钟，无法入睡。妻子让丈夫去处理一下那只狂吠的狗。丈夫回答说，他以前试过让狗安静下来，但它总是叫个不停。他无能为力。
狗又持续叫了十五分钟后，金发妻子沮丧地反驳道：“好吧，如果你什么都不做，那我来！”
她跳下床，消失在门外。几分钟后，她回到了床上。
丈夫坐起身，仍然能听到狗叫声。他问道：“我以为你说你能解决狗叫的问题……我还能听到它在叫！”
她回答道：“我确实解决了问题！我把狗拴在我们的院子里了。让我们看看邻居们喜不喜欢这样！”