English Original
The Sunday School teacher asked, "Now, Johnny, tell me, do you say prayers before eating?"
"No, sir," he replied. "We don't have to. My mom is a good cook!"
中文翻译
主日学老师问道："约翰尼，告诉我，你吃饭前会做祷告吗？"
"不，先生，"他回答。"我们不需要。我妈妈做饭很好吃！"
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