English Original
A shop owner closed his shop and went home. He was very tired, but just as he went to bed, the telephone rang. A man asked, "What time do you open your shop?"
The owner was annoyed by the call. He put down the phone without answering and went back to bed. A few minutes later, the telephone rang again, and the man asked the same question.
The owner became furious and shouted, "You needn't ask me when I open the shop, for I won't let you in!"
"Oh, no, I don't want to get in," the man said. "I want to go out now."
中文翻译
一位店主关了店门回家。他非常疲惫，但刚躺下电话就响了。一个男人问道：“你什么时候开门营业？”
店主对这个电话感到恼火。他没有回答就挂断电话，回去睡觉。几分钟后，电话再次响起，那个男人问了同样的问题。
店主勃然大怒，喊道：“你不用问我什么时候开门，因为我不会让你进来！”
“哦，不，我不是想进去，”那个男人说，“我现在是想出去。”