Life's Cruelty to Men | 生命对男人的残酷

English Original

Life is cruel to men. When they are born, their mothers receive the compliments and flowers. When they marry, their brides get the presents and publicity. And when they die, their wives receive the insurance.


中文翻译

生命对男人是残酷的。他们出生时,母亲收获了赞美与鲜花;他们结婚时,新娘得到了礼物与瞩目;他们离世时,妻子领取了保险金。

阅读记录
请先 登录 后记录阅读完成
为这篇文章评分
点击星星进行评分(1-5分)
相关文章
Gossip | 闲话

This article uses the metaphor of "bags of gossip" to ill...

essay gossip
The Sunday Dishes | 周日的碗碟

A boy recounts the Sunday ritual of his father doing the ...

childhood-memory essay
Dogs Barking at Snow in Guangdong | 粤犬吠雪

The author recounts a personal experience that led him to...

anecdote cultural-observation
Three Peach Stones | 三颗桃核

The article contrasts the innate joy of children with the...

essay happiness
True Love | 真爱

The narrator contrasts a friend's passionate new love wit...

essay inspirational
The Art of Man-Crying | 男人的哭泣艺术

The article explores the culturally constructed concept o...

culture emotional-expression
Humor Them! | 幽默应对

A commencement speaker humorously advises graduates to "h...

commencement-speech essay
Park's Hardware | 帕克五金店的消逝

The closure of Park's Hardware, a beloved local store, sy...

economic-change essay
My Servant Will Clean It | 我的仆人会打扫

Two wealthy ladies in a taxi criticize drivers and owners...

dialogue humor
Britain's Student Prince Shuns Freshers' Revels | 威廉王子低调入学,婉拒新生狂欢

Prince William begins university at St Andrews, deliberat...

biography british-news
The Blackberry Jam Story (Part 2) | 黑莓酱的故事(下)

Maggie and her estranged husband have an awkward yet reve...

dialogue emotional
Never Learned to Spend | 没学会花钱

A frugal elderly woman, when told her savings would last ...

dialogue frugality
The Warders and Me | 我与狱吏

Nelson Mandela reflects on the pragmatic and ideological ...

essay human-connection
The Grandsons | 半斤八两

A profligate prime minister's grandson, having lost his f...

chinese-culture humorous
You Do The Math | 幽默数学:生活方程式

A collection of humorous, tongue-in-cheek "equations" and...

gender-stereotypes humor
Whose Phone Is This? | 谁的手机

A man in a club locker room answers a ringing phone and h...

dialogue humorous
Ultimate Fantasy | 终极幻想

A study reveals a common male perception of women's fanta...

gender-stereotypes humor
The Universal Language | 通用语言

The article explores the smile as a powerful, universal l...

essay human-connection
The Sock Shop | 袜子商店

The author recounts an encounter with an exceptionally pa...

dialogue inspirational
An Irish-Style Proposal | 爱尔兰式的求婚

The author shares her unconventional yet heartfelt marria...

intermediate irish-culture