The Extra Charge | 额外收费

English Original

Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.

Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.

Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.


中文翻译

牙医:抱歉,夫人,为您儿子拔牙,我需要收取二十五美元。

母亲:二十五美元!可我以为您拔一颗牙只收五美元?

牙医:通常是的。但您儿子叫喊得太大声,把另外四位病人都吓跑了。

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