Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was stronger.
Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."
Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea? My father's the one who killed it!"
维尔和比尔正在争论谁的爸爸更强壮。
维尔说：“你知道太平洋吗？那个大坑是我爸爸挖的。”
比尔不以为然地说：“那算什么。你知道死海吗？那是我爸爸‘杀’死的！”
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