S.O.B. | 伪善的尺度

English Original

Girl: "Forgive me father, for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done, my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest: "Why did you call him that?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (He touches her hand.)

Girl: "Yes, father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (He touches her breast.)

Girl: "Yes, father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" (He takes off her clothes.)

Girl: "Yes, father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he... stuck his, you know what, into my, you know where."

Priest: "Like this?" (He proceeds to do so.)

Girl: "YES FATHER! YES FATHER! YES FATHER!!!"

Priest: (After a few minutes) "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "But father... he had AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

中文翻译

女孩: "神父，请宽恕我，我犯了罪。"

神父: "我的孩子，你做了什么？"

女孩: "我骂一个男人是狗娘养的。"

神父: "你为什么那样骂他？"

女孩: "因为他碰了我的手。"

神父: "像这样？"（他碰了碰她的手。）

女孩: "是的，神父。"

神父: "这不足以成为骂人狗娘养的理由。"

女孩: "然后他碰了我的胸部。"

神父: "像这样？"（他碰了碰她的胸部。）

女孩: "是的，神父。"

神父: "这不足以成为骂他狗娘养的理由。"

女孩: "然后他脱掉了我的衣服，神父。"

神父: "像这样？"（他脱掉了她的衣服。）

女孩: "是的，神父。"

神父: "这不足以成为骂他狗娘养的理由。"

女孩: "然后他……把他那个东西，放进了我那个地方。"

神父: "像这样？"（他照做了。）

女孩: "是的，神父！是的，神父！是的，神父！！！"

神父: （几分钟后）"这不足以成为骂他狗娘养的理由。"

女孩: "但是神父……他有艾滋病！"

神父: "那个狗娘养的！！！"