English Original
Two aliens landed in the West Texas desert near an abandoned gas station.
They approached a gas pump. One alien addressed it: "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."
The gas pump didn't respond.
The alien repeated the greeting. Still, there was no response.
Annoyed by what he perceived as the pump's haughty attitude, the alien drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. How dare you ignore us! Take us to your leader, or I'll fire!"
The other alien shouted, "No, you don't want to make him mad!" But before he finished, the first alien fired.
A huge explosion blew them 200 meters into the desert, where they landed in a heap.
When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired said, "What a ferocious creature! It damn near killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?"
The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've learned during my travels through the galaxy... any guy who can wrap his dick around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear is someone you shouldn't mess with!"
中文翻译
两个外星人降落在西德克萨斯州的沙漠里，附近有一个废弃的加油站。
他们走近一个加油泵。其中一个外星人对它说道：“你好，地球人。我们为和平而来。带我们去见你们的领袖。”
加油泵当然没有回应。
外星人重复了问候。仍然没有回应。
这个外星人被加油泵在他看来傲慢的态度激怒了，他拔出射线枪，不耐烦地说：“你好，地球人。我们为和平而来。你竟敢如此无视我们！带我们去见你们的领袖，否则我就开火了！”
另一个外星人大喊：“不，你不会想激怒他的！”但没等他说完警告，第一个外星人就开火了。
一场巨大的爆炸将他们炸飞到200米外的沙漠中，摔作一团。
当他们终于恢复意识时，开火的那个外星人对同伴说：“多么凶猛的生物！它差点杀了我们！你怎么知道它这么危险？”
另一个外星人回答：“在我穿越银河系的旅途中，我学到一件事……任何一个能把自己的家伙绕身体两圈然后塞进自己耳朵的家伙，都是你惹不起的！”