English Original
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing those cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?"
"Yes, Bubba, it sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suing those fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all those burgers and fries, is that true, Mister Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Bubba."
"And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was given that hot coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when he graduated and still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"
"Well, I was thinking... What I want to know is, can I sue Budweiser for all those ugly women I've been hanging out with?"
中文翻译
在南方，巴布给他的律师打电话，问道：“听说他们正在起诉那些烟草公司，因为它们导致人们得了癌症，这是真的吗？”
“是的，巴布，千真万确，”律师回答。
“那现在又有人起诉那些快餐店，因为它们用汉堡和薯条把人吃胖，还堵塞了他们的动脉，这是真的吗，律师先生？”
“当然是真的，巴布。”
“还有那位女士，她点了热咖啡，结果被烫伤，就起诉麦当劳，索赔数百万？”
“没错。”
“还有那个橄榄球运动员，他大学都毕业了还不会认字，然后就起诉了那所大学？”
“说得对，”律师说。“但你为什么问这些？”
“嗯，我在想……我想知道的是，我能起诉百威啤酒吗？就为了那些我一直混在一起的丑女人？”