After a quarrel, the husband shouted, "You should remember that a man's thoughts are always right and his judgment is correct, no matter what. Women, on the other hand, are always the opposite."
The wife replied, "Exactly. You choosing me as your wife was absolutely right. But my choosing you as my husband was a huge mistake!"
夫妻吵架后，丈夫嚷道：“你该记住，无论什么时候，男人的想法都是对的，判断也准确无误。而女人却恰恰相反。”
妻子回答道：“没错。你选我做妻子是绝对正确的，而我选你做丈夫却是大错特错！”
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