English Original
I took myself out on a date
and said I'm looking grand,
and when I got my courage up
I asked to hold my hand.
I took me to a restaurant
and then a movie show.
I put my arm around me
in the most secluded row.
I whispered sweetly in my ear
of happiness and bliss,
and then I almost slapped me
when I tried to steal a kiss.
Then afterwards I walked me home
and since I'm so polite
I thanked me for a perfect date
and wished myself goodnight.
There's just one little problem
and it kind of hurts my pride.
Myself would not invite me in
so now I'm locked outside!
中文翻译
我约自己出去约会
并说我看起来真棒，
当我鼓起勇气时
我请求握住我的手。
我带我去了一家餐厅
然后看了一场电影。
在最隐蔽的座位
我用手臂环抱着自己。
我在自己耳边甜蜜低语
诉说着幸福与极乐，
然后当我试图偷一个吻时
我差点给了自己一巴掌。
之后我送自己回家
既然我如此礼貌
我感谢自己带来完美的约会
并祝自己晚安。
只是有一个小问题
这有点伤我的自尊。
我自己不愿邀请我进去
所以现在我把自己锁在了门外！