How Many People Do You Have? | 请问你们有多少人?

English Original

An American stepped into a gun shop.

"Give me the most powerful pistol."

"How many bullets do you need?" asked the shopkeeper.

The American walked to a telephone booth and made a call.

"Hello. Is that the bank? How many people do you have, please?"


中文翻译

一个美国人走进一家枪支商店。

“给我拿一支威力最大的手枪。”

“您需要多少发子弹?”店主问道。

那个美国人走到一个公用电话亭旁,打了个电话。

“喂,是银行吗?请问你们有多少人?”

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