Two snakes were slithering through a field. One snake turned to the other and asked, "Do you suppose we are poisonous snakes?"
"I don't know," replied the other, "Why?"
"Well," said the first, "I just bit my lip."
两条蛇正蜿蜒爬过一片田野。一条蛇转向另一条问道：“你觉得我们是毒蛇吗？”
“我不知道，”另一条蛇回答，“为什么这么问？”
“嗯，”第一条蛇说，“我刚刚咬到了自己的嘴唇。”
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