How Many Lawyers? | 需要多少位律师?

English Original

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The real question is: How much can the light bulb afford to be screwed for?


中文翻译

需要多少位律师才能拧紧一个灯泡?

真正的问题是:这个灯泡能承受被拧到什么程度?

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