A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom — flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop."
Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."
校园里流传着这样一个故事：一名学生曾给父母发了一封电报，上面写着：“妈妈，我所有课程都不及格，被学校开除了。让爸爸做好准备。”
两天后，他收到了回电：“爸爸已准备好。你自己做好准备吧！”
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