English Original
At a conference on the supernatural, a speaker asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?"
Most hands went up.
"And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?"
About half the hands remained raised.
"Now, how many have had physical contact with a ghost?"
Three hands stayed up, eliciting a slight murmur from the crowd.
"Gosh, that's impressive. Alright, has anyone ever... been intimate with a ghost?"
One hand remained.
The speaker blinked. "Sir, are you saying you've actually had sexual contact with a ghost?"
The man with his hand up suddenly blushed and said, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you said 'goat.'"
中文翻译
在一次超自然现象研讨会上，一位演讲者问道：“在座有谁见过幽灵吗？”
大多数人都举起了手。
“那么，你们中有多少人与幽灵有过某种形式的互动？”
大约一半的手仍然举着。
“现在，有多少人与幽灵有过身体接触？”
三只手举着，人群中响起一阵轻微的低语。
“天哪，这很了不起。好吧，有没有人曾经……与幽灵有过亲密关系？”
一只手仍然举着。
演讲者眨了眨眼。“先生，您的意思是您真的与幽灵有过性接触？”
那位举着手的男子突然脸红了，说道：“哦，抱歉。我以为您说的是‘山羊’。”