We Left Nothing | 我们什么也没留下

English Original

Mrs. Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door:

NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING.

When she returned that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added:

THANKS! WE HAVEN'T LEFT ANYTHING!


中文翻译

布朗太太要外出一天。她锁好房门,在门上给送奶工钉了一张便条:

家里没人。请勿留下任何东西。

当晚她回到家时,发现房门被撞开,家里被洗劫一空。在她留下的那张便条上,她发现有人补充了一句:

谢谢!我们什么也没留下!

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