A man came home from work to find his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"I went to the doctor today," she replied. "He told me I have the breasts of a 25-year-old."
The husband retorted, "Well, what did he say about your 50-year-old ass?"
"Frankly, dear," she replied, "your name never came up."
一位男士下班回家，发现妻子正在镜子前欣赏自己的胸部。
他问道：“你在干嘛？”
“我今天去看医生了，”她回答。“他说我的胸部像25岁的一样。”
丈夫反驳道：“那么，关于你50岁的臀部，他说了什么？”
“坦白说，亲爱的，”她答道，“你的名字从未被提及。”
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