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Waste or Save | 浪费还是节省
A humorous dialogue where a father scolds his son for sleeping in and wasting time, to which the ...
All Right | 没关系
A parent makes an illegal turn while rushing their child to school, only to be reassured by the c...
God's Child | 上帝的孩子
A child, told by his mother to say God is his father, gets confused when his teacher asks and con...
Trying to Stop It | 试图阻止它
A humorous dialogue where a boy literally interprets the idiom "go in one ear and out the other" ...
What Do I Get? | 我能得到什么
A humorous classroom dialogue where a teacher's logical question about dividing a steak leads to ...
Whose Father Was Stronger? | 谁的父亲更强壮？
Two boys boast about their fathers' mythical feats, one claiming his father dug the Pacific Ocean...
I Taught the Teacher | 我教老师
A young boy proudly tells his mother that he didn't learn anything from his teacher because he wa...
Gobble, Gobble, Gobble | 咕咕，咕咕，咕咕
A game warden confronts a boy with a wild turkey out of season, threatening to mirror any harm do...
Spider Jokes Collection | 蜘蛛笑话集
A collection of witty puns and jokes centered on spiders, playing with words like "spin," "web," ...
Does He Bite? | 它咬人吗？
A humorous dialogue where Reggie invites Ron to play with his new dog, and Ron's cautious questio...
I Must Have Somebody Else's Pants On | 我肯定是穿着别人的裤子
A student gives a humorous, literal answer to a simple math problem about finding money in pocket...
Why Aren't You Listening? | 为什么不认真听课？
A teacher questions a student, Jack, about not paying attention. Jack insists he is listening, bu...
I Know Who God Is | 我知道上帝是谁了
A boy tries to understand the nature of God by asking about gender, race, and sexuality. His moth...
Four Minus Four | 四减四等于几
A teacher tries to explain the concept of 'four minus four' to Peter using a vivid analogy of coi...
The Age and Daydreaming | 年龄与白日梦
A teacher tries to engage a daydreaming student with an absurd math question, only to receive a s...
Slug Jokes | 鼻涕虫笑话集
A collection of pun-based jokes featuring slugs and snails, playing on words like "slime" and "sl...
The Remaining Sheep | 剩下的羊
A teacher tests a student with a simple arithmetic problem about sheep, but the student's unexpec...
Reading Aloud, Not Listening | 朗读却未倾听
A child reading aloud admits she doesn't know the book's content, explaining that while she was r...
He Won | 他赢了
A short dialogue where Johnny reveals his brother got hurt and is in bed after winning a dangerou...
Thirteen States | 十三个州
A teacher asks a student to name the fifty U.S. states, and the student cleverly points out that ...