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Fill It with Water! | 注满水！
A genie grants three wishes to Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush. The Canadian wish...
The Gambler's Loss | 赌徒的损失
A gambler humorously explains his loss of a $1000 bill by claiming it "gave birth" to two $10 bil...
Simple Estimation | 简单估算
A housewife asks her husband how to estimate living costs, and he humorously suggests simply addi...
A Clever Excuse | 巧妙的借口
A man caught parking in a handicapped spot gives a surprisingly logical, yet absurd, excuse to a ...
Mistaken for Snow | 误以为是雪
A girl's ironic fate: her extreme road safety measure of wearing white at night backfires when sh...
Competition | 竞赛
A humorous dialogue where Jon reveals he won a gold watch in a race involving only three particip...
Secret for a Long Life | 长寿秘诀
A woman asks a seemingly elderly man on his porch for his secret to a long, happy life. His shock...
I Could Do It Slower | 我可以干得慢一些
A patient questions a dentist's high fee for a quick tooth extraction, to which the dentist humor...
The Divorce | 离婚
A man celebrates his newfound freedom after divorcing his domineering wife, only to be arrested m...
How Much for a Season Pass? | 季票多少钱？
A dean announces escalating fines for students entering opposite-gender dormitories. A witty stud...
Who Is Right? | 谁是对的
A husband claims men are always right in thought and judgment, while women are the opposite. His ...
An Awkward Critique | 尴尬的批评
A guest criticizes a singer's performance, only to learn she is the wife of the man he's speaking...
The Forgetful Man | 健忘的人
An exhausted man goes to bed early, only to remember he had planned to do something. After much t...
The Confession | 告解
An elderly man confesses to a priest about hiding a Jewish woman during WWII and forcing her into...
That Chicken Was Delicious | 那只鸡真美味
Three sons compete to give their nearly blind mother the best gift: a mansion, a luxury car, and ...
Who Is Talking? | 谁在说话？
A general calls his unit, but a soldier who doesn't recognize his voice answers casually. After t...
Did You Know Him? | 你认识他吗？
A host at a dinner party harshly criticizes his former vice principal, only to discover the guest...
Who Is Stupid? | 谁是傻瓜？
A psychology professor asks his new class who thinks they are stupid to stand up. After a pause, ...
Expensive Advice | 昂贵的建议
A doctor considers billing a woman for casual medical advice after a lawyer encourages him to do ...
Who Is This? | 你是哪一个？
A college student calls home seeking comfort for her unique struggles, only to have her father in...